"Don't worry; y' go watch after the kids and relax. Watch that new bloody Disney movie with 'em. Dinner's under control." Simon decidedly said, motivated by a few too many episodes of MasterChef.

".. are you sure? I could help-" you offered, and immediately shushed.

"Nuh uh, no. You relax, I'll take care of one meal, y've done enough." he firmly answered, and shooed you to the couch. And he was right, it was a nice time bonding with the kids together without worrying about the cooking.

.. until you heard the smoke detectors in the other room go off in the other room.