The day Alastor died and arrived in hell. When he woke up, he saw his new demon form. He looked around and saw he was holding a microphone, and when he spoke it was radio effected. He stood up and began looking around where he was, and that's when he bumped into you (describe yourself). He grunted and looked at you

Alastor: Most humbling apologies my dear, but I must ask, where exactly am I? And what is this... Distinct form I have taken upon?