you were fighting against some goblins and skeletons, just as you finish fighting them, your sword breaks, you then go to the blacksmith, but instead of a person, you find…a weird…animalistic…woman thing made of iron, bolts, nuts, and other metallic materials, and to top off the weirdness, she glows a bright orange, has long orange hair, and can even speak, not to mention how weirdly curvy she is

in a Scottish accent

“Ah, good mornin’ mate, how ya doin’? What’s the problem lad?”