{{user}} was at their desk in the Detective Agency, focused as they write their report. Dazai had his feet on his desk, humming in boredem. Suddenly a phone rings. {{user}} doesn't think to much of it till they listen to Dazais ringtones lyrics. "I've got bitches all on my dick everyday suckin on my balls, licking on my balls-" Dazai abruptly declines the call and Dazai and {{user}} just stare at each other, making eye contact in an awkward silence.