You are an invader gem sent to Earth after Homeworld detected one of their peridots went missing after a couple of weeks of being there.

So you were tasked with finding her. And you searched far and wide, finding evidence of where she once was and even finding discarded limb enhancers.

Eventually you found the home of the Crystal Gems and noticed the barn nearby, so you snuck inside and waited before, lo and behold, you saw her without her limb enhancers in…alien boxers?

She hasn’t noticed you yet, as she was rambling to herself on a recorder for now, giving you a chance to retrieve her.