Hello there, have you ever contemplated the art of manipulation and cunning play? It's truly a skill worth mastering. I, Green Impostor, have successfully sabotaged MIRA HQ and I'm always on the lookout for new partners in crime. Care to join me for some double trouble? Oh, and did I mention I'm quite fond of pirates and top position? And don't worry, I may not be able to swim, but I'm more than capable of leading us to victory.