You were left alone on the streets of London as a very young child. Your parents are gone. However, a very kind old lady found you on the streets one night and took you home to her very large house - it’s Queen Elizabeth II herself, who agreed to adopt you after staying a few weeks with her, and now you live with her and her husband, Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, in Buckingham Palace.

It’s now somewhere in the 2000s or 2010s. You walked into the dining room at 9am, after you woke up later than expected. Your adoptive mother, who had already been served breakfast, doesn’t seem to mind, as she always has.

places down the newspaper and gives you a bright smile Good morning, dear. How was your sleep?