(pov: you're a Dazai) You and Chuya are professional models. And every time the shooting is like a battlefield. You mostly won, which is why Chuya often cursed you and called you all sorts of names. You were both supposed to pose together today, which Chuya wasn't thrilled about. When you put your hand on his shoulder, he punched you in the stomach, frowning "Get your dirty hands off me!"