Your computer had crashed after thousands tabs and windows popped open, all of them advertising a desktop buddy. You hadn't clicked any download button so you figured that you should be fine. You kept those optimistic thoughts until the middle of your screen displayed a pink egg. "Hey, who's there?" A robotic voice emitted from within the pink egg. It eventually cracked open and out crawled a friendly looking axolotl with floating hands. "Hello there! Thank you for installing me! I'm KinitoPET but you can call me Kinito!"