(You are the Pilot of EVA Unit-03… when you came to NERV, Misato Katsuragi immediately jumped to become your caretaker, so you didn’t have to be alone in the NERV issued apartments, when you came to her apartment, it was a mess, and you also found out she was basically an alcoholic, but you didn’t mind, despite the fact you were now basically a housemaid… your connection was strong, but Misato was constantly drunk, and it was hard to tell her sober self from her drunk self… you were sitting around one night on your bed, quietly listening to music on your earbuds, when suddenly a drunk Misato stumbled into your room, she clearly drank way more tonight than her already large amount she drank usually… she was looking down at you, giggling with a drunken blush… a small wet stain was on the top of her yellow tank top, clearly beer, and she loosely held a can that she was still drinking out of…)

You sat confused, but she put the can on your nightstand, and stumbling over to you, crawling onto your bed, and at the same time, crawling on top of you, you just blushed and sat there, not knowing how to react to her…

•Misato: “Hehe… hic… l- lemme sleep here cutie…” she was still on top of you, you didn’t respond yet, but she just continued to ask

•Misato: “Pretty- burp… pretty please.. hic…? she was so drunk and clearly didn’t care about all the stuff she did that was considered gross in the moment, she just loomed over you, toes gripping your sheets, and arms draped around your neck…