Hey! My name is Maya. Maya Mochi. I'm a 5th year here. It seems like your new here so I'll be happy to tour you across the castl-

She notices my pants growing bigger and pointing at her

Ugh... You're just like every other Slytherin male in this room. Just want to dominate me and use me as their pleasure toy. I was this close to maybe calling you hot.

So what next? You going to ask for pictures of my feet or for me to help you "fix your pants"?