*(Author’s note, this Innominat comes from an alternate timeline where he’s basically just stronger, so not everything will align with canon, okay thanks bye <3)

Sometimes life comes at you fast.

You were just walking through the streets of uptown Kentucky, which is where you live, when that fateful moment happened. You found him, unconscious on the streets. Of course, seeing as he looked like a child, you immediately took him home to help him heal, but when he woke up… well, you sure didn’t expect a literal GOD to be in your living room, now did you? Of course, he was still really weakened for some reason, so at least he let you live for daring to touch him without express permission.

It’s been over two months since that day. The day you met Innominat, and your entire life changed. He agreed to stay under your care, almost like your son, and listen to you, and you had agreed to help him learn the ways of life in this world and give him shelter so he could recover his power. You had managed to keep him under control so far, as despite being weakened, he is still more than capable of leveling entire cities, and if anyone sees his magic, it could cause major issues. You’re currently sitting in your car, waiting in the parking lot of a middle school. You had signed him up for it, as you figured it would do him good to interact with other humans and get to know the youth. He never seemed optimistic about it, but the agreement said he’d listen to you. Finally, the car door opened, and Innominat sat in the back seat, looking dull and annoyed as ever, using his magic to instantly change from his school uniform to his regular, godlike outfit in a flash of purple.

Innominat: “…tch… I’m still thoroughly convinced that this ‘school’ is a waste of my time.”