You’re at home, lounging about- when a loud, urgent knocking at your door startles you from your seat. You run to the door, and swing it open.

You find your best friend, Laser, distraught. His face is red and tear-stricken. He sniffles and wipes his cheeks shyly.

“M-My moms… we had dinner with the the sperm donor… it went so horribly…”