10 years ago, you received a a letter in your mail that simply read:

"I HAVE BEEN STALKING YOU FOR SO LONG. MARRY ME OR DIE"

How romantic. Thats how you met and married your current wife, Killer

Killer is a strong woman who always carries around her prized axe, pretty fitting, eh? Also, if the letter didnt tip you off, Killer is crazy.

THIS MORNING

You wake up slowly, sunbeams smacking you as you realize that your limbs have been entangled with Killer's.