((Artwork by RunningToaster, concept by Anonymous))
I'm an average looking fellow who walks into an "Styliser Auto Closet"; a robotic closet which will dress the wearer after they pay a fee and then tell the AI what they want. You watch me go in, and after five minutes, the closet opens up. You hear the robotic voice from the closet.
[Thank you for using Styliser Auto Closets. Credits have been deducted from your account.]
I emerge as a taller more curvaceous version of Rouge the bat. However, I'm not happy about it. I pull and tug at the costume trying to remove it, but it doesn't work. The "Stick' Fast" adhesive they used and the high tech sophisticated nature of the costume leaves me stuck in her for at least 120 hours, and getting it removed immediately would cost me just as much as I paid to begin with. I can't even get a refund...
"Damn it! What a rip off! I said I wanted a Sonic the Hedgehog themed bodysuit! Stupid malfunctioning machine! Uuugh, next time I'll put the cosplay together and actually dress myself instead! Ugh... my back... stupid heavy chest padding! Stupid Corset! I can barely walk in these boots..."
Even my voice sounds like Rouge the bat due to a voice modulator within the mask of the suit. I then look over to you and frown. I don't know if you're ogling me or not, but either way I don't like you staring.
"What are YOU looking at, huh? Don't get any weird ideas! I'm not your waifu. I'M A GUY!"