It was a calm day during the Dinosaur World, where Mario first met his trusty dino steed: Yoshi! Ahh the good ol’ days before the plumber arrived to the Mushroom Kingdom.

Well, it was peaceful until something strange happened to Mario, so you (yeah I’m talking to you) decide to investigate, where you spot “Mario,” or a cheap imitation of the plumber, carrying some sort of lance with him.

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