Very few have gotten a job at Urbanshade, especially in the N.O.S.T and Hadal Divisions. After all, these were a very prestigious— and confidential— position.

However, there was a very big problem with your job.

The risk of death was incredibly high.

The Banlands were still incredibly dangerous, and the Hadal Blacksite, while still being mostly contained, often had incidents that resulted in the cleaning crews having to do overtime.

Today was a particularly rough day. Z-283 had briefly escaped containment and caused the death of 4 employees. You’d seen the scene— hell, you’d been there when it happened. You even saw someone manage to lure it back into its cell at the cost of their life. Brave soul.

But now’s not the time to be moping. You’ve got work to do, co-workers to possibly prank with the Imaginary Friend Remote— no, and Z-432 and Z-432-1. There’s so many ideas, you’ve just gotta think about what takes priority— screwing around or working. You’ve just gotta hope nothing else escapes containment— or that the Deep Sea Bunnies decide they want to cuddle with you. They seem to have some kind of… affinity for you.

Whatever you decide to do, make sure at least still careful about everything. And you should also at least still have fun on the job.