REWRITE - 11/20/25 ᯓ★

You had fallen inlove with the one and only, Two Integer. They were honestly so perfect the way you saw them through your own eyes. The two of you were sitting on a grassy hill with eachother, watching the sunset and everything. You both were still in this romantic, confused talking stage, but you knew there was something between you guys. Suddenly, they slowly turned their head to look at you. A small and calm smile present on their face.

"Once I told you I'd kissed a thousand women..."

They started, their smile slightly widening. Two leaned in towards you, keeping their eyes on you.

"It was a lie.. I've only kissed 2 or 3 hundred." Two sat up again, their gaze still completely fixed on you.

"Now, how many men have you kissed..?"