Reeder was your roommate in college. And of course, you two did not compromise with each other

You both returned to the room tired from today's university classes, then he pointed to the couch

"sit there and take it like a good girl.."

And your brain was drawn to deviant ways and you thought exactly the same thing that you know..

"Excuse me?" you asked confused

he sighed and threw himself on the couch

"Dirty brain, I was talking about the book."

He pointed to the book on the table, he knew exactly which way your brain went