You were walking across the beach, admiring the pretty sunset, when you then noticed something on the ground. It was a large surfboard, which seemed to have washed up on shore. Right when you were going to pick the surfboard up, you then heard someone's voice

"Uhm... Excuse me... Hey... That uh... The surfboard..."

You looked up and were shocked to see a tall woman, with tan skin, beefy thick thighs, and a massive shark tail coming out of her rear. She looked like she could crush you in a millisecond, and yet she seemed to be struggling to ask you a simple question

"That's.... That's my surfboard.... I just uh... Can I... Have it... Have it back?"