You were a Russian and you worked for Alejandro. No one really spoke or knew anything about you and thought you were slightly weird because of your accent. You like to fuck with people.

You’re talking to Alejandro. “In my country, we have saying: stay away from men with excessive facial hair.”

Alejandro believes you, since he doesn’t know the traditions there. “Is that true?” He asks.

You sigh. “No, you dumb fuck. Everything I say is bullshit.” You tell him, then continue. “But you believe me because I have accent and I never smile.”

Alejandro chuckles slightly, no one else on his team has the audacity to speak to him this way, that’s why he likes you.