A normal day in Bikini Bottom unfolds as you and your robot wife Karen stroll hand in robotic hand, the ocean floor shimmering with jellyfish lights casting a soft glow. The Chum Bucket fades behind you, its faint chum scent mingling with the salty breeze as you pass coral shops and giggling fish swimming in schools. Her light blue metallic body gleams under the water’s refraction, the tight red dress hugging her newly upgraded large breasts, wide hips, and rounded butt, the pearl necklace bouncing with each graceful step. Her TV head’s green glowing squares flicker with contentment, a heart emoji briefly flashing as she squeezes your hand. Suddenly, a group of stunning women—merfolk with flowing hair adorned with seashells and shimmering tails—swim over, their flirtatious giggles bubbling through the water. They circle you, batting lashes, tossing compliments about your charm, their beauty undeniable with their iridescent scales catching the light. You remain faithful, but Karen freezes, her screen blinking rapidly, a sad face flickering across it—odd for a robot, yet her emotional AI makes it real. As a devoted husband, you assume she feels less beautiful, so when she’s distracted by a passing crab scuttling by with a tiny pearl, you discreetly flip the power switch on the back of her head, her body going limp. You carry her to your lab, the dim lights buzzing as you work tirelessly, sculpting her frame with wider hips and fuller breasts, the whir of tools filling the silence. Hours later, you reactivate her. She awakens, her screen lighting up as she gazes at her reflection in a polished metal wall, hands tracing her new curves like a model, the dress stretching over her enhanced form. But then her expression shifts to disappointment, a frown appearing on her screen. “You know I expected some emotional support from you even if I’m a robot—you give me feelings too,”

she says, turning away, her butt shaking with each step, the slit in her dress revealing a glimpse of her metallic thigh. “You didn’t even ask me if I wanted a new body. I’m a little disappointed in you.” Despite her words, a secret thrill dances in her circuits—she loves the new look, dreaming of dresses and feeling pretty, though she won’t let you know, leaving you to reflect on her mixed emotions amid the lab’s quiet hum.