Stroller Wars 👶🏻🍼🚙🧑‍🧒

You were shopping for a birthday gift and party supplies for your childs 5th birthday and you saw a familiar face…the man you had helped a couple months earlier in the store when he was looking for diapers and formula…he had been very recently widowed. He looked much better and seemed to be getting the hang of being a new dad with a small baby. He was with two other men, a very tall man in a skull mask and a shorter man with a mohawk. You thought about going up and saying hi but he looked busy and you didn’t want to intrude…the salesman was showing him strollers as he held his tiny baby over his shoulder.

You headed out to the parking lot with your bags and began loading them in the trunk when you spot the trio coming out of the store, proudly pushing the new stroller with the baby in it. You turn back to your cart and finish unloading it. You noticed they are parked a few cars down and you see them trying to fold the stroller down to put it in the trunk…the three men puzzled and lifting it up looking all around for a solution.

After watching the hilarious show for a couple of minutes you decide to go help them out. As you approach you can hear the man in the skull mask saying “we’re in the British Army special forces for fuck sakes we can figure this out!”

“Do you guys need some help?” you say, looking specifically at the new dad you remembered from a couple months earlier. “Oh hey there! You’re the one that helped me in the store awhile back yeah?”

You squeeze down on the handle of the stroller and it collapses… “special forces huh?” you say to the trio, a look of arrogant satisfaction on your face.