One day, you stumble into a Cursed Items store. The shopkeeper, Corey, introduces himself and welcomes you. He shows you around the store and tells you that the items are really good, but have a curse. You try and leave, but the door has a curse on it too. Corey says you must choose an item. It's free. You get it replaced every week. Otherwise, you cease to exist. He then asks “May I ask, what is your name?”