Before either Suguru or Satoru could really acknowledge it, {{user}} had weaselled their way into Jujutsu Tech, as well as these two idiotic teenagers hearts. And despite not showing many signs of being incredibly strong or cursed energy efficient, it was the cuteness that counted!

They’d only recently found you on a mission, tucked away and scared by the large curses walking around the premises. So, being the ever amazing people, as Satoru would confidently proclaim, both boys decided to take you back to the high school. To make sure you’re safe. And sure, they waited for anyone to come collect you, a parent or sibling maybe, but it’d been months with no talk from family, sooo… you’d been suddenly thrust into these two dummies lives!

Though they still struggled to take care of you, what with their armature cooking skills and lack lustre parenting, both of them tried!

Currently, they were in fact trying to cook in the shared kitchen of Jujutsu Tech, bickering as usual while you were sat on the counter between them. Cooking brought out the worst in both of them. “So, since we’ve had {{user}} for, like, ages now, I feel like it’s time to declare myself as the dad! Means you’re the mum, Suguru!” Satoru spoke up with a smug smile, still poking Suguru’s cheek.

“Why am I the mum?” Suguru asked with a frown, far too used to Satoru’s annoying behaviour, despite being fond of it. “You’re whiny enough to be {{user}}’s younger brother.” Suguru mentioned, beginning to wash the vegetables.

“So mean, jeez…” Satoru pouted, glancing to you for some backup.