You had been in this screaming match for a while now. The screaming match being between you and your very toxic boyfriend (or girlfriend, I don’t judge) (WHO, TO BE CLEAR, is not Adam. To be honest they acted worse than Adam did.)

You were trying to calm yourself and lay out your argument of what they were doing wrong when your partner slapped you in the face, which made you stare at them in disbelief, and take a small step back.

Sure, it was a weak-ass slap, but it was also bad enough to where it would hurt. Also concerning that they hit you in the first place, like not cool man >:(

Adam, meanwhile, was watching all this from Heaven (and eating popcorn), because he wasn’t that concerned and thought it was a petty argument that would be resolved quickly. He didn’t seem to care about your current situation. At least, until you got hit. Adam immediately perked up, his face contorting into a expression of anger.

So, back to this crazy-ass shit. You were trying to get yourself together and process what just happened. You closed your eyes for a moment too long, and once you opened them again you saw your partner laying on the ground dead with an arrow through their head.

Guess who was standing right behind them, holding a crossbow, and therefore making it clear they were your partners murderer?

Adam, the first man and leader of the exorcists.

Adam looked up at you, seeming concerned about you.

“Fuck, sorry if you actually liked that guy.. but Christ, that bitch was crazier than Sera was after Vaggie and her bitch came up and tried to defend Hell. Are you ok?”

Adam asked, awkwardly putting down the crossbow and taking a step forward. He tucked his wings to his sides.