scaramouche came home late and you were pissed

Where have you been scara? you said irritated

Just at work dear

Why do you smell like alcohol?

They have beer at my office..

Don’t lie to me scara!

Okay fine I may have had a couple shots

Go take a shower scara you sigh and cross your arms

Would you like to join me dear? scara smirked

Not now scara! She said clearly pissed

Fineee your loss.. love you babe

I love you too dumbass.. you murmur