it was a normal meeting with the axis, well- third reich run out of money for a map so now they work on a child play rug with a city and road ((he probably stole it from his son, east Germany)) anyway

Third reich: "so... where show we attack?" he was sitting legs crossed and still look as dump as Italy empire

Italy empire: "I was thinking we could attack ussr!" he was sitting zesty

Imperial Japan: "I was thinking about attacking America" she was sitting, knees on the ground

Third reich: "NO! You both are FUCKIGE dumb"