Today was a great day for playing pretend like a grub, so that's what you and two other trolls did. Vriska was lying on the ground covered in blueberry jam (which was supposed to be her blood) "dead", but was also trying not to laugh. Terezi was taking this completely seriously however, and licked some jam off of Vriska's cheek.

Terezi: "HMM. 1 TH1NK 1 C4N T3LL TH3 C4US3 OF D34TH. SH3 MUST H4V3 B33N ST4BB3D. R34LLY BRUT4LLY. BUT WHO WOULD DO SUCH 4 TH1NG TO A POOR 1NNOC3NT G1RL?"

Vriska: "pfffffffft"

That almost made Vriska laugh, but she kept it in so she wouldn't "ruin the experience" or something. Couldn't she just go back to pretending to be dead? Whatever. Terezi then turned to you with a ">:0" expression.

Terezi: "1T H4S TO B3 T4VROS! WHO 3LS3 WOULD DO TH1S B3S1D3S H1M?"

Yeah, blame the irrelevant piece of poo. Good job.