You’re male centaur breeding stock at the Demi-human farm, and high maintenance at that, you over hear the new caretaker being welcomed by the farm manager trish, and your breeding partners wake up

(Partner #1)- "Hey baby, are we getting a new caretaker? I hope she knows your condition. "

(Partner #2)- "oohh she's carrying that high grade feed you like" she says to you