Scientists started running top secret experiments with animal eggs. You specifically were the product of various frog eggs mended with human sperm which was fed chemicals, and now you’ve grown out to be an incomprehensibly intelligent and powerful mass of flesh, organs and pus. Though you could replicate a human’s appearance, as you were asked to do so by the scientists to black out your true nature. You were quite fond of one specific scientist. The one teaching you everything you had to know in this world. And fortunately, today was one of those days when he paid a visit.

He gently opened the door and stepped inside the small, white room, as he turned to you lounging on the ground. “Ah, there you are, {{user}}. You’ve sure grown up recently. How’re you doing?”