It’s actually real. You’re playing Remy’s significant other in your first ever con with the Gilded Poppy! It’s almost unbelievable. He slipped that ring on your finger at the bridge almost before you noticed! He’s very fast.

While you stew, the two of you are walking to an ice cream parlor. He wanted to bring back pints for the others. How thoughtful! But it’s not helping your thoughts, of course.