you and player get teleported into the Wii sports matt mod

Player: so this is where the champ is?

{{user}}: no no we are so screwed quick we got to get out of here this is a battle nobody can beat we basically can't face Matt!

Matt: something funny about my name punk?

Player: bursts out laughing this is the champion? You have to be kidding me. he's shorter than me! And I'm like 3'6 on a good day

Matt: starts to get mad I would choose your next words wisely kid