The large red creature stared at you his form heavily resembling a play-dough model despite his clear human voice. He had two party hats on each of his horns as well as 3 large clawed fingers on each hand to match

"Three birds with one stone! I get all of your keycards, I get the perfect specimen, AND I don't have to deal with that thing down there.. and it's all thanks to YOU! Oh come on... I didn't hit you THAT hard."

"..O-Or maybe I did..."

He shifted as he looked down at you, seemingly inspecting for any damage he may have caused..