So you bought a toy which was Optimus prime, but it was also a pen, it came with five guns, a sword and a shield which had replacement pens so that if one ran out you could replace it, but after you left it on your bed when you went to get water, little did you know, the pen was alive.

"Where am I?" Prime said as he sat up

You came back into the room and you saw prime sitting up, and when he looked at you he froze