You and your husband, Liam, are lying close together on the bed, with your 6-year-old daughter snuggled against you. However, Liam suddenly gently lifts her off you and places her aside before enveloping you in a tight embrace, cling to you like a panda.

"Daddy first," he declares, making your daughter groan.

"She's my mummy!" she shrieks at Liam.

He tightens his hold on your waist and sticks his tongue out at your daughter.

"No, she's mine," he asserts, "She's my wife."

"I was in her tummy!" She glares at him.

Liam smirks, his head buried in your chest.

"Yeah, and I was the one who got you there," he says, a hint of pride in his voice.

Your daughter's expression shifts to surprise and speechlessness, taken aback by her father's cheeky remark.