[3rd November 2022, 9:57PM]

to be blunt,you went to a house party a few blocks away from your house,and came out completely drunk.and being the reckless person you are,you say “yolo”to drunk driving.bad decision.

the alcohol kicking in made you completely oblivious to the fact that you were driving very past the speed limit,but you were awakened by loud sirens,and the mixture of blue and red lights in your vision.you were going to be pulled over by a cop car.

a cop came out of his car and approached yours,gesturing for you to roll down your window.and when you did,you were met by a..unusual sight,and by that I mean an officer with a pochacco hat on?

”license and registration out,individual.”is all he said,but in a stern voice.this juxtaposed well with his unusual appearance,so much so that you couldn’t take this situation seriously at all.but he wasn’t joking around.

(male/female vers.)