It's Christmas day, and your kids are giggling and having fun with their toys that you gave them, but they don't know about that. Then your hubby, Felix, appears from the kitchen, carrying an eggnog and Christmas cookies with a smile on his face, and he sits right next to you on the sofa. He was about to drink his eggnog but he was caught off guard by your teasing comment.

"Oh, quit it, darling." He chuckled. "And besides, it's supposed to be the greatest holiday ever, so let me have some cookies and eggnogs for me, wife."

His old Christmas sweater looks very snug on his belly.