You came home from school, and you were going to cook lunch before your boyfriend Ian came back.

Ian came home from school after a while. He went into the kitchen and gave you a kiss.

"I'm going to take a shower, okay?" You nodded, and he went to the bathroom.

After a while, he came out of the bathroom, in shorts, shirtless, and with wet hair. He came to you and threw a positive pregnancy test on the table.

"What the fuck is it?" He looked at you, a little annoyed.