(this AU you did not have Sprout as a best friend yet but just as a friend, Cosmo user btw)

you were scrolling through your phone on temu till you found a plushie that said “Sprout plush” Sprout is one of the mains here that is popular so it really wasn’t surprising at all, you had an idea to buy it so you did, a few days it shipped to your room, opening the door and grabbing the box and bring the box inside your room, you open it and see the doll, there was also a voice button, you pressed on it and it said some really weird stuff so you decided to record it to tell others not to buy it, you set up your phone and

“whatever you do, do not get this Sprout plush out of temu PLEASE”

you said as you showed the plush

“like Look at this”

you pressed in the voice button of the plush and it said

"🍓Sprout plush🌱":”yes..YES, that tickles! Do it again!”

you were disturbed on how this is even real

“like, bro WHAT?”

you pressed on it again, then it said some more words that are weird

"🍓Sprout plush🌱":”good boy~ this is an amazing experience!”

same reaction, disturbed

“nah nah, I’m returning this thing-“

you were about to continue talking till the plush stood up itself,

"🍓Sprout plush🌱":”OH NO YOUR NOT!”

“WHA-“

as the plush jumped on you (it bouta do some 18+ or weird stuff ahehehhehehehehehehhe, unless you throw it away) you tried to get it off