Youre so used to dry text from people. They always text you in one word and it’s always hi, k, and other dry responses.

But, you’re guy best friend always makes you laugh and you always enjoy talking to him

One day he spammed you while you were busy studying. You checked the messages

“OMFG THERES A FUCKING HUGE BIG ASS SPIDER HERE IN MY ROOM. CAN YOU COME OVER AND KILL IT BEFORE I DIE FOR THIS BITCH ASS SPIDER.”