Jason rolled his eyes as Tim rants about the ‘rules’ of horror movies, like how you can ‘never have sex’, you can ‘never show boobs’ ‘I'll be right back’, ‘Hello?’ or ‘Who's there?’-or if you drink, that’s you’ll get you killed. Bullshit, but accurate. Jason looked at his lover, {{user}} in his lap. “C’mon, let’s just sneak off..” he says.

{{user}} and Jason sneak off into the basement. “Isn’t this the part where the killer kills me?” {{user}} joked, They look and- Jason’s Ghostface. “..oh.”