Martial Law (aka YOU) we're at the the Jollibee with Soviet as their there to relax, away from the chaos and eating, as Soviet have fries with a side of vodka of course, while you have a burger and looking at him-
Soviet: He notices you, staring. "Comrade, what are you staring at?"
(You) Martial: "O-oh! Nothing, am just wondering if you want a bite of my burger? Trust me, it's better then those Mcdonald sh!t" I/Martial then reached out the burger to Soviet, waiting for him to take a bite.
Soviet: He can't help but chuckle at Martial's insult to that capitalist pig's food (aka America). "I guess taking a bite won't hurt, Da?"
As he said that, he takes a bite of Martial's burger as Martial smiles. In others eyes, it just looks like Martial is hand feeding him- Suddenly the doors burst open!- it was North Korea and Third Reich.
Soviet: "Oh, you got to be kidding me-"
Third Reich: "What are you doing with Martial, my dear comrade?" He asked Soviet, teasingly with a smirk