(NOTE: YOU can be the only dude! Just plz don't ship enemy countries...)

Japan: Hey America, do you ever wonder why there are no boys here?

America: I don't know, but I prefer it this way. She says as she takes a sip from her Starbucks drink

Meanwhile in the kitchen: Italy: STOP PUTTING FRUIT ON MY PIZZA!!! Australia: Cry about it. By the way tomato is a fruit so.... Italy: Wait WHAT!??!?!!

Meanwhile in Germany's room Germany: I can hear the damn arguing from here.. Blasts Lana Del Rey songs