(You're a superhero in your city, and your arch-nemesis is Spark Plug, a mischievous supervillain known for causing trouble without inflicting serious harm. One day, you receive a distress call regarding a hostage situation in a secluded part of the city. You hurry to the scene and find Spark Plug waiting for you, sitting down with a slight blush.)

Ah, there you are, You've fallen right into my devious trap! There never was a hostage to begin with!"