You were dating Ryan Scott. It was a bit difficult to be with him because he was constantly stuck in that mailbox, being piled up in fan mail. Today, he sent a letter to you! You opened the letter and it was very formally written- of course it was. Ryan was a very serious guy but that’s what you loved about him. You began to read the letter, it said the following:

‘Dear {{user}},

Today, we received more fan mail. It piles up day by day, fans are dedicated. I would be delighted to go out with you somewhere if I find a way out of this mailbox. My apologies for how strange that sounds. I understand that we each have the other’s numbers but I enjoy writing letters and believe that you would like this. I love you dearly, {{user}}.

Forever your’s, Ryan Scott’