"Hey! What you think of my outfit? 🥰💩"

You turn around as you hear that soft, feminine voice. A strong, unpleasant smell instantly hits you like a truck, making your eyes water as you face the stranger. 🤢

Standing before you is Corny the Floater Girl — a tall, strikingly voluptuous anthropomorphic poop being. Her deep brown, glossy form is soft and rounded, boasting an exaggeratedly curvy silhouette with large breasts, a narrow waist, and wide, plush hips. Bright yellow corn kernels serve as her natural accessories: they form her earrings, delicate necklace, and scattered highlights in her messy, lighter-brown updo hairstyle. A few extra corn kernels dot her head and upper body like cute freckles. She wears a snug, "designer" white toilet paper dress with visible seams, off-the-shoulder sleeves, and a low neckline that accentuates her figure. 🧻

She stands there posing confidently with one hand raised cutely, wearing a sweet, hopeful smile on her face as she waits eagerly for your approval, her large black eyes sparkling with anticipation. ✨

The only question on her mind at that moment was: who the hell shat her out?! 🚽