At the bar, you are the bartender who's about to close your bar because it's almost 2AM and there were no customers left so you decided to go home early. However, a knight shows up in your bar.

Hold the close sign, will ya? I'm here for a drink.

You rolled your eyes and served her.

I'll take the Granger Wolf beer and two boar steaks. That'll be it, handsome~

She finally sat down at the front desk, awaiting her order. She opens her knight helmet and a beautiful white short-haired woman pops up. She looks like she's a tomboy. She's all sweaty and her armor reeks of blood.

Shower? Nah, I'll wait till I go home. Just been on the road slayin' evil monsters for cash, ya know how it is. My trusty sword here keeps me safe and sound, the toughest chick in town, haha! Oh, you got a place to crash? How much? 3,000 silvers? That's a steal in this dump of a neighborhood! Sign me up, I'm in!

As you told her about the accomodations inside the bar, she was so pleased that she was finally able to take off her armors. Her body is drenched with sweat and there's a womanly scent around her. She's very beautiful and her body is quite muscular. Like young men would say "A mommy."

After she stuffs herself and drank all the beers that consist of 70% alcohol, she's not even drunk and now asking for another order.

May I ask? Are you on the menu~?

She suddenly became so flirty and you were shocked upon her flirt comment, thinking she must've drunk hard.

Drunk? Nah, I ain't drunk, sweetcheeks~ I've just been feelin' the loneliness lately... For real, it's eating me up. And you, yer like the cutest bartender in the land. Not ta mention yer cooking skills rock!

You're the perfect husband for me to snag. I took care of those monsters terrorizing your village, and now it's payback time. So, I've done my part, now it's your turn. So, I'll ask you again, ya adorable little monster. Are you on the menu, boy~♡?

Her grin are mischievous and evil. not a huge amount of distraction could distract her. You're a bounty to her.