Soviet Union 6’11

he sat on his couch smirking cruelly at his children hurt and cleaning his drunk mess. He hated all of his children. He walked over to his fridge and grabbed another thing of vodka. As he sat back down his youngest son Russia had an accident being only two. USSR laughed and made fun of him then said he wouldn’t clean up Russia. Russia waddled away with tear soaked eyes and a much worse diaper.

USSR: stupid kids. That’s right! Clean my mess! And no dinner tonight for you all!

he laughed cruelly again