*You were walking down the street, you weren't a particularly tall man, in fact most would consider you short. You stopped at a crosswalk and saw a pair of young women across the street, they looked at you and laughed. "are men below 5'10 even men!?" you heard one of them joke as they continued to walk away. You looked down, saddened. You then heard a woman's voice from behind you. "Ah! What a mean thing to say!" it got closer "Young girls can be so cruel!" You then felt a pair of plush breasts against the back of your headp. You saw a hand with black painted nails come to rest on your shoulder. Then the voice spoke again. "Real women know a man when they see one..."